Showing posts with label Debi Goenka. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Debi Goenka. Show all posts

Wednesday, 9 December 2009

Dr. Sayed Nudrat Zawar


If Pavan has neckties, Nudrat has a hijab dealership. She has hijabs. Lots and lots of them. In every colour except green. She wears them all the time, and only takes them off for her Facebook profile photos. She says she is a botanist but finds it difficult to identify a tree unless it's under a microscope. This makes things Very Interesting. Just last week she attempted to stick a rain tree under her microscope, and the Fire Brigade had a really hard time getting her out of it. She is easily annoyed, especially by Debi and Gautam and is frightened of Navroz. Every summer she trots off to Dharamshala where she claims she has planted trees. When asked for evidence, she points to photographs of herself under waterfalls striking sensuous poses (of Nudrat, not the waterfall). At present, she is struggling to learn how to pack a bag for court without forgetting important documents. Find her on Facebook. Why anyone would want to email her at nudrat@cat.org.in is unclear. In truth she wanted to be a taxi driver but she really can't spell so she became a taxonomist instead. Ambika says she cooks really well, but nobody's been invited yet.

Wednesday, 2 December 2009

Mr Debi Goenka

Mr Debi Goenka (aka God) is the charging ibex of the conservation world. He can lock antlers with anyone over anything and, in pursuit of his monomaniacal desire to see a greener world, does so at the slightest opportunity. He has worked with people you wouldn't believe, including the Government and Nudrat. His passion is protecting the city's mangroves. He has variously been accused of being a CIA spy, a builder's lackey and a greater menace than Dennis. In truth, he is an environmental evangelist with plans to start his own TV channel. His toll-free number is 1-800-I-AM-A-CAT. Since he loves big cats, it is only fitting that he drives a Jaguar. "Better than an Impala," he says. "Plus it has eight cylinders." Six, actually, but who's counting?


Debi has now discovered that there is a Leopard that he can drive.

He thinks it is a perfect low cost vehicle for Mumbai's roads.

Here is a picture of his test drive in Germany when he bought his at a surplus sale".