Mr Gautam Patel

Mr Gautam Patel claims to be a lawyer in the High Court and concerned about the environment but there is little evidence to support either assertion particularly the latter since he smokes, drinks and eats meat (in which endeavours all efforts to dissuade him have miserably failed). We call on him to design newsletters, advise on computer gear, throw parties centred around copious quantities of vodka and generally to make an infernal nuisance of himself. In times of crisis, he can always be relied on to go missing. He loves his fifty two fountain pens, nine thousand books (none of which he has read), two computers, three dogs, two daughters, one wife and two parents (whether or not in that order remains an enduring mystery). He also does not respond to unsolicited mail, so please do not email him at gautam@gautampatel.com